Ample authentic and amusing anecdotes
Attest astounding attenuated-attire attractions.
Ancestral adults admired ankles.
Atrophied authoritarian aunts
Analyzed 'animal' anatomical awareness
And abolished any 'aberrations'
Aflaming 'antisocial' activity
(Anachronistic attitudes, angering
Artists avowing austere asexuality).
Ages ago, anything alluring
And advancing arousal,
Anyone advocating amorous attitudes
Awakening awful and accursed ardor
And attracting arrant audience appraisal
Achieved abundant abuse as amoral.
Attacking any attempt at attending
Auditions availing an 'atrocious' atmosphere,
Autonomously appointed arbiters
Apprehended anybody applauding
Astray apparel and
Artfully adorning articles.
Arrogantly assuming ascendancy and
Ascribing aseptic apocryphal attitudes
As Almighty Allah's announcement,
All avowed apropos ambassadors adopted
Avenging attitudes as an avocation,
Architect approved approaches
As anomalous abominations.
Anyman after Adam's appearance
Acquires an absolute and absorbing attraction
Admitted among all accurate afflicted.
Adrenaline affluent adolescents,
Aggrieved against adverse advice
Avidly alluring accomplices
Apply all allocated alchemy,
Aiding and abetting
Already aroused ambitions,
Artificially adopting apparent ambivalence
As an aphrodisiac.
Appetites are apparently
Arbitrarily apportioned and
Arousals aren't asked,
As assumed amid askance assayers.
Astute angels are aware,
And approach appropriately,
Aiming arrows and arranging
Armaments and artillery apace.
After an apparent apprenticeship,
Amorous activity appears appreciably
An appendage, and arousal,
Allowing asymmetric amorous aversion
Astirs average atheists
And avatars alike,
Awaiting an attorney.
After anguished amorous alienation,
Altruistic applicants attain amelioration
Adopting anything as an antidote,
Applying aptitudes at administration,
Accomplishing audacious achievements,
Acquiring astral answers and assurances.
And approbation 'Above'.
An anesthetic alcohol affinity,
Although abhorrent and an absolute affront,
Adulterous acts allegedly add
Armament against aridity amidst
After altar avowed availability.
Adoring and ardent admirers
Agitate an already adverse association
And adulterous affairs aggravate
An already agonized affiliation,
And are anathema.
Anyway, apocalyptic anxiety aside,
And apprehension apart,
'Adams' are always aroused anew
Anytime and anywhere
Allah's apothecary allows!
Anger and anguish accompany
As an alternative!
22 January 1995
ATTEST– affirm, testify
attenuated – reduced in size
atrophied - dried up
anatomy – physical structure of body
aberration – deviation (from what is proper)
aflaming – inflaming
anachronistic – old fashioned, out of date
avowing – declaring, claiming
austere – rigorous, stringent
asexual – celibate, chaste
advocating – promoting, supporting
ardor - passion
arrant – very thorough
appraisal – analysis, evaluation
amoral – depraved, lacking in morals
availing - aiding, promoting
autonomous – acting on their own behalf
arbiters – judges
adorning – ornamenting
ascendancy - authority
ascribing - assigning
aseptic – pure
apocryphal – biblical (but of dubious authenticity)
avowed – self confessed
'apropos ambassadors' - those who decide what is appropriate or befitting
avocation – profession
architect – designer (God)
anomalous - abnormal, peculiar, strange
accurate – truthful
aggrieved – irritated, annoyed
admonishments – warnings
avidly – enthusiastically, eagerly
alluring – seductive, erotically appealing,
accomplices – conspirators, allies
allocated – allotted, assigned
alchemy – magic
abetting - encouraging
ambivalence - conflicting feelings
arbitrarily – capriciously, whimsically
askance - suspiciously viewing
assayers - evaluators, judges
apace – on the run
appreciably – largely, substantially
appendage – an accessory, not essential
asymmetric – unbalanced, one-sided
aversion – dislike, antipathy
avatar - deity in human form
asperity - ill temper
altruistic – unselfish
amelioration - improvement
aping – imitating
apathy – disinterest
audacious – recklessly bold
astral – heavenly
aesthetic – beautiful
abstention – abstaining from (avoiding) pleasure
accolades - praise
approbation – approval
alopecia - loss of hair, baldness
aneurism – heart damage
abhorrent – causing disgust or horror
affront – upsetting or offending
allegedly – supposedly, it is claimed
aridity – bleakness, emptiness
amidst – in, in the middle of
amatory – relating to love or love making
ardent – full of enthusiasm
affiliation – joining together
anathema – detested, loathed, cursed by God or the Church
There are plenty of accurate and funny stories which support the idea that skimpy female clothing is seen as incredibly attractive.
Any normally hidden part of the female body attracts masculine attention. Even the forbidden flash of a well turned ankle was admired by our grand-fathers in the early 20th century.
Dried up old women pass judgement on male interest in the female body, deciding that it is unnatural and leads to behavior of which they do not approve. These are of course old fashioned ideas which annoy artists - who give their solemn word that their interest in naked models is stringently moral and non-sexual.
Since early times there have been people who heaped heavy abuse on any woman who attempted to attract the sexual interest of men, and to do anything which would lead to their arousal.
These people set themselves up as authorities on what is correct behavior for others and take to task anyone who enjoys the idea of revealing clothing or articles cleverly designed to enhance attraction.
They believe that they are speaking with divine authority when, considering themselves experts on what is right and proper, they denounce as loathsome what God has designed.
Unfortunately for these crusaders every normal man, whether he admits it or not, cannot help but be attracted in that way and despite widespread criticism, begins to respond to female allure at an early age.
Females of the species, responding to the same rules of creation, use all their natural charms to encourage their suitors, even pretending disinterest to increase the attraction.
It appears that the degree of interest in such things varies randomly within the population but despite what the self appointed judges think, men do not decide to be involved.
Clever girls know what they are dealing with and make maximum use of their gifts to ensure an appropriate outcome.
Marriage in many cases is reported to reduce feminine interest in alluring behavior however and all sorts of opportunities are found to avoid the previously sought attention.
Such one sided disinterest has a similar effect on good and evil men alike. It makes them tense and bad tempered and if continued often leads to divorce.
In many cases good men, denied the physical aspects of a loving relationship, will convince themselves that it is not important to them, often expending their energies on business or sporting activities - or even deciding that self denial in such things is what God requires.
Those who perhaps lack the same abilities or self discipline can become drunkards, age rapidly, end up with a heart attack or commit suicide.
While no excuses are acceptable for adultery, many men have found the arms of another woman to renew their interest in a life made otherwise untenable by the breaking of marriage’s unspoken promise.
These men seem to have no difficulty finding willing partners for their affairs but this outcome only serves to make the underlying situation worse.
Anyway, even if we are damned forever and really worried about it, the situation is essentially beyond our control. God created the chemistry to which we respond.
Anyone who expects things to be otherwise is doomed to disappointment to say the very least.